Sunday, February 22, 2009

Oh My God..I've been tagged

List these rules on your blog.


-Share 7 facts about yourself on your blog.

-Tell 6 unspectacular quirks of yours.



>>>7 facts bout myself
My name is muhammad shahrizwan zainal bin abu bakar
people call me mok
yes i have some extra baggage on my body...
i love money and property and will make millions someday
for me...if you are a straight person...doesnt mean you've done nothing wrong...put it this way...in map....a straight path is not necessarily the correct path....
music is my life and my life is music..
life is a song title...lyric is the experiences and the melody is my actions...



>>>6 unspectacular quirks
i have a super bad temper
i am a very straight forward person....if i hate u...u'll know that i hate u...very frank hahaha
i dont know how to go on a diet.....pleazeeeeee!!!!
i'm a control freak...
i'm a big spender...shopping is a guy thing sometimes....yes and i have big underwear(sependa) too
i'm broke...





somewhere over the rainbow- israel kamakawiwo ole



Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Finally...i'm human again

What's with the title above?
am i not human all this while?

yes i am human...and all these while, i've always been a human...physically and mentally human until one year ago.....

It was december 2007..and i couldnt recall the exact date...
final cat examination...
location: sunway
i remember doing paper t5 managing report..
suddenly i sensed evil aroundvme...i heard the devil's laugh and everything was blurry blurry and blurry....i was unconscious for two hours errrrrr
the next thing i remember...i was on my way back home

on february when the results came out...i had the worst nightmare in my life....
and i heard the devil laughed again....so for the next 4 months i couldnt escape the devil...it was there everywhere...everywhere i go ergggggggghhhh

and i knew i was cursed...
ever since i met the devil in the exam hall who knocked me down right there..i was cursed like hell...and i felt nothing more like a garbage...shits sometimes

and again he knocked me unconscious in the exam hall on june 2008
and yeah august 2008 was no fun for me anymore

i knew the devil loves me but i knew very sure that god loves me more than anyone in this world could love me...so i fought the devil.....

how?
one fine night i was deep in my sleep
in my dream,i can see the devil....not one but quite few...
in that dream of mine....i was achilles aka brad pitt

and they came to me in the form of dragons...black dragons....

i jumped from the ground to the top of the mountain...i could recall...it was mount fuji...and it was very cold

and the group of dragons flew high in the sky and they had start firing me with black fire...which the flame is 3 times hotter than normal fire a man could ever experience

i chanted a spell that i learned from Mr Dumbledore and the fire turned into ice...The dragons was mad like hell...and so i scream...STOP DISTURBING ME DOING MY EXAM AND DURING MY STUDY..I WANT TO PASS THE EXAM...but well...they dont listen very well and one of the dragon flew towards me and try to eat me...i was swallowed by the dragon...calmly, i took out a c4 bomb used to kill altantuya and threw it inside the dragons throat.....and kaboooooooom..one down...

i chanted a dreadful spell that i learned from prof snape....
and all of the dragons turn into human...in the form of saddam hussein,osama laden,ahmedinajad, and all the people that former presiden bush really hate...in less than a minute USA troops came on top of mount fuji and arrest those dragons (which is now had taken the form of human) and i saw presiden bush laughed like hell...

so they were sent to guantanamo bay....and i woke up with tears of joy and victorius

so the dec 2008 exam was going great and i passed the examination..

but eversince the kind obama had taken bush place as a president.....i heard rumors saying that a few prisoners had escape Guantanamo bay...i knew it was those evil devil dragons who want to seek revenge on me and continue bugging my life...we'll just wait and see because i knew they will only start to be a big pain in my ass during exam fever....


DON'T GIMME EXCUSES, GIMME RESULTS!-Madagascar movie 2005

Friday, February 13, 2009

Mission Dadih:The greatest mission ever

The idea came out when Erie(my room mate) quit his job at Ramunia Holding to continue his ACCA and start going to class...which he did not..yet....soon hehheheh

so we talked about our future and how to start saving some money for future purposes like going on a vacation, having our own crib,car and etc etc..in less than a minute the idea of selling Dadih came into our mind...simple but good enough to give us reasonable profit to fullfil our mat jenin dream

Now, ladies and gentle man, boys and girls, makcik and pakcik, janda dan dara....

BEAR IN MIND

when mok is talking and dreaming...things like berangan is a big NO NO...when i talk and i want something to be done..i really mean business heheheh

so on a long weekend i went back to seremban...withdrawn some money and start buying and learning from the greatest cook ever...my mum huhuhuhuhu

came back in keyel..last monday...and everybody was like, i knew they never thought that i was that damn serious...well here i am..i really mean it guys hehehehe

so the rest was history....it's really that damn satisfying that i wont write it here..maybe you guys can get my biography in another 20 or 30 more years from now...or maybe if i am that damn successful, maybe i'll write my own biography and experience in another...say give it less than 5 years from now

i never fellt this good during this week but today, ...it feels really good that i dont think it feels this good when I watched Torres scored 2 brilliant goals against Chelsea last two weeks heheheheh

Maybe, even, Torres didnt feel this good every time he score a goal against his opponent...

But i really bet that he will feel very good and be very thankful if he ever got the chance to have and taste my Dadih ahhahahhaha...even if it is just a small scoop of Dadih...regardless of whatever flavor he has...

i am so damn sure that he will make Malaysia his second home..maybe he'll decide to reside in Malaysia and play in Malaysian clubs rather than Liverpool..Negeri Sembilan NAZA maybe...

We'll wait and see

Reality is wrong. Dreams are for real. -Tupac Shakur

Thursday, February 12, 2009

Permainan Yang Kelakar - Remenissions

RULES:
1. Put your iTunes, Windows Media Player, etc. on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. YOU MUST WRITE THAT SONG NAME DOWN NO MATTER HOW SILLY IT SOUNDS.


IF SOMEONE SAYS 'ARE YOU OKAY' YOU SAY?
Teguh - Search

HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF?
Ayam Den Lapeh -Anita Sarawak

WHAT DO YOU LIKE IN A GUY/GIRL?
DemonS -A7X

HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY?
Afterlife -A7x

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE?
Holy Mountain -SOAD

WHAT'S YOUR MOTTO?
Kill Each Other/Live -Scars On Broadway

WHAT DO YOUR FRIENDS THINK OF YOU?
Sitting Waiting Wishing -Jack Johnson

WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU?
Assalamualaikum -Malique

WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT VERY OFTEN?
Alhamdulillah -Too Phat

WHAT IS 2 + 2?
Keroncong Untuk Ana -M Nasir

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR BEST FRIEND?
Attack -SOAD

WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY?
Insane -Scars On Broadway

WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP?
Chapter Four -A7X

WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LIKE?
Andalusia -M.Nasir

WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING?
Cinta Terhalang -Bob

WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL?
Second Heartbeat -A7X

WHAT IS YOUR HOBBY/INTEREST??
Dulu Dan Selamanya -A TO Z

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR?
Stoner Hate -Scars On Broadway

WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET?
Exploding/Reloading -Scars On Broadway

WHAT DO YOU WANT RIGHT NOW?
Desecrate Through -A7X

WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS?
Ramalanku Benar Belaka -Umbrella

WHAT WILL YOU POST THIS AS?
Remenissions -A7X


Wednesday, February 11, 2009

Dreaming, i'm screaming!!!!!!!

i had a dream
i saw an angel
standing at the corner
walked pass through me
didnt notice my presence
but it's allright

deep down i felt lucky
to have witness such beauty

i had a dream
we knew each other
little by little
closer and closer

deep down i felt lucky
to know an angel so well

i had a dream
you were everything that i wish in a girl
beauty,kind and trendy,
long hair and friendly,

deep down i felt lucky
to have such a beautiful dream

i had a dream
you were so far away
far away from me
slowly slipping away from my dream

deep down i felt lucky
i still could feel you though i didnt see u anymore

i had a dream
it was all a dream....

when i woke up
it was just a dream
still a dream...forever it will be



this thing that i wrote is neither a poem nor a lyric
somehing that suddenly sparked into my mind since i've been dreaming a lot these few days

Dreaming i'm screaming,someone kick me out of my mind i hate these thoughts i cant deny- System Of A Down

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Countdown

tetttt tetttt tetttt tetttt

everytime my heart beats, it's getting closer to 16th Feb.....

ergh.....this week i'm not in a mood to do anything...i just love to be lazy and idle....

Here is the song that i think suits me for the week

The Importance Of Being Idle
I sold my soul for the second time
'Cause the man He don't pay me
I begged my landlord for some more time
He said "Son, the bills are waiting"
My best friend called me the other night
He said "Man - are you crazy"
My girlfriend told me to get a life
She said "Boy - you're lazy"
But I don't mind
As long as there's a bed beneath the stars that shine
I'll be fine, if you give me a minute, a man's got a limit
I can't get a life if my heart's not in it
Hey Hey

I don't mind
As long as there's a bed beneath the stars that shine
I'll be fine, if you give me a minute, a man's got a limit
I can't get a life if my heart's not in it
Hey Hey

I lost my faith in the summer time
'Cause it don't stop raining
The sky all day is as black as night
But I'm not complaining
I begged my doctor for one more line
He said "Son - words fail me"
It ain't no place to be killing time
I guess, I'm just lazy

BUT I don't mind
As long as there's a bed beneath the stars that shine
I'll be fine, if you give me a minute, a man's got a limit
I can't get a life if my heart's not in it
Hey Hey

I like the word 'indolence'. It makes my laziness seem classy.-Bernie Williams

Sunday, February 8, 2009

Gaya Hidup Sihat Attempt 2!!!chaiyok chaiyok

My original plan was to go back to Seremban earlier last thursday...i planned to arrive at Seremban before 5.30 pm or the latest would be 6pm....

why going back early was the original plan??
i planned to jog around my housing area...heheheh

but as usual...due to some important matters..such as waiting for this and that person to get ready for lunch....what i planned earlier never happen...

On Friday however, i did wake up early and went out for jogging....after 5 minutes of slow pace walking and 10 minutes of turtle jog...i gave up...

oh my god...it's killing me...my 2nd attempt however end that day...my diet plans for the whole week was a huge failure...

original plan:
1. jog 3 times a week
2. eat slowly
3. eat less
4. no midnight snacks
5. minimize intake of sweet drinks

actual ( for the period of Feb 1st till 8th)
1. jogged once
2. x
3. eat normally....large potion
4. burger pandan height almost everynight...(burger ayam special cheese, burger ayam and fries)
5. milo ais and teh o ais every single day and night

ergh there should be another attempt next week...and let's just see how far it goes..if it could last for at least a week....would be good enough...

Things sweet to taste prove in digestion sour.-William Shakespeare

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Melayan Perasaan.....

the situation below always occur to me everytime i watch a movie with my fellow housemate....

example:
(love scene from the movie Meet Joe Black..scene at the cafe)
me: (watch with full attention)...(i usually really like and love to focus when i watch a movie that i find interesting)

accap: (smiling and giving me 'that evil annoying look' on his face...)

paklong: (smiling and keep staring at me...)

me: shit!!!!

accap: pergh layan perasaan sial!!!

paklong: tuh rr gemok nih, layan perasaan..bodoh!!!

me: senyap la cibai...gwa tgh tgk nih..

accap: gemok ko mmg kuat berangan doh...kalo ader langit setinggi langit kelapan..sampai langit kelapan pon ko berangan

paklong: yer rr tuh..bodoh!!

me: (keep silent..i dont care..all i care is to concentrate on the movie)

accap: haaa tuh dh senyum tuh..dh start berangan rr tuh...ko mmg kuat berangan la

me: tension sial...aku tgh tgk kot...

and that is what happen everytime i watch a movie with my fellow housemate when suddenly there's a romantic love scene....very stereotype...

another scenario:
watching cinema with my other friend....

me: concentrating on the movie...i dont want my money to be wasted...so i really put my 100% focus on the movie but sometimes the movie is so damn boring and i started to feel very sleepy...and tears starting to drop (as a result of my sleepiness)...

coming out from the cinema

friend1: mok nangis
friend2: mok nangis
me: paler hotak korang...aku ngantok kot...x nampak ker aku menguap banyak kali dlm tuh tadi


conclusion: they misunderstood me....sobsobsob :-(

a man who shed tears,is a real man with courage -anon-

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Gaya Hidup Sihat Attempt

Owh it was last Friday that i finally realized....my super cutie tum tum has expanded into the size of larger than a ball,pillow,bowl,etc ........owh my god!!!!!(try to sound like janice from Friends)

However..i dont find it terrible at all....it's just a lil bit shocking to see how big it grows and expand into the same diametre of Pluto...Buto la...

Jeng Jeng Jeng then i realised one thing...and i questioned myself these few questions....When was the last time i work out?when was the last time i do some physcal exercises?when was the last time i even run?when???when???erghhhh...quite long time ago...maybe a few years back?maybe a decade back...how terrible...

So, on that very Friday, since i dont have any classes to attend..i planned to go on a diet immediatey...and start to jog consistently, at least 3 times a week...heheheheh and not to forget..minimizing the use of my car.......yeah...jeez what are you laughing at??? Ini azam suci...sekian...tima kaseh


that's the original plan...and you guess what happen on that Friday....as a human being...i cant escape from the fact that we can only plan...and plans dont usually work.......

Here's what happened on Friday

It was 1 pm ...time for Friday prayer....as i prepared myself...heheheheh my earlier plan was to walk but well duhhh..i'll be sweating like hell then...so nanti x khusyuk semayang la kekekekeekek alasan jerk bai ...so i took the car instead of walking hoohohohohohoho
and before that i have a plate full of Nasi Ayam for my Brunch.....

on 5 pm....wanted to go for jogging...but it was raining...oh....thank you god....now i can have a nice nap....

suddenly......

the rain stops...

and yeah i went for jogging with Paklong yg berseluar baru.... :-(

yess mission successfull....finally i go and burn some calories huhuhuhuh (x ikhlas)

howev,bila malam tiba..i ate like a toooot.....i dont know maybe it's not me..maybe it's someone else inside me..who ordered one and a half plate of nasik goreng istimewa which fried chicken,udang,sotong,telor goreng was included in the meal,limau ais and 2 glasses of skyjuice...jeeez......this is not even close to gaya hidup sihat....gaya mati cepat aderlah...

late at night i had a very severe diarrhoa....ooooooo....padan muker...saper soh makan macam tooot....and my gaya hidup sihat attempt,had resulting me being tak sihat....owh...i'll try again this attempt on this coming monday,or tuesday,maybe next week, maybe next year, maybe never.....


ITS "DIE" WITH A "T". THATS WHAT IT IS!!!!-Garfield