Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Finally...i'm human again

What's with the title above?
am i not human all this while?

yes i am human...and all these while, i've always been a human...physically and mentally human until one year ago.....

It was december 2007..and i couldnt recall the exact date...
final cat examination...
location: sunway
i remember doing paper t5 managing report..
suddenly i sensed evil aroundvme...i heard the devil's laugh and everything was blurry blurry and blurry....i was unconscious for two hours errrrrr
the next thing i remember...i was on my way back home

on february when the results came out...i had the worst nightmare in my life....
and i heard the devil laughed again....so for the next 4 months i couldnt escape the devil...it was there everywhere...everywhere i go ergggggggghhhh

and i knew i was cursed...
ever since i met the devil in the exam hall who knocked me down right there..i was cursed like hell...and i felt nothing more like a garbage...shits sometimes

and again he knocked me unconscious in the exam hall on june 2008
and yeah august 2008 was no fun for me anymore

i knew the devil loves me but i knew very sure that god loves me more than anyone in this world could love me...so i fought the devil.....

how?
one fine night i was deep in my sleep
in my dream,i can see the devil....not one but quite few...
in that dream of mine....i was achilles aka brad pitt

and they came to me in the form of dragons...black dragons....

i jumped from the ground to the top of the mountain...i could recall...it was mount fuji...and it was very cold

and the group of dragons flew high in the sky and they had start firing me with black fire...which the flame is 3 times hotter than normal fire a man could ever experience

i chanted a spell that i learned from Mr Dumbledore and the fire turned into ice...The dragons was mad like hell...and so i scream...STOP DISTURBING ME DOING MY EXAM AND DURING MY STUDY..I WANT TO PASS THE EXAM...but well...they dont listen very well and one of the dragon flew towards me and try to eat me...i was swallowed by the dragon...calmly, i took out a c4 bomb used to kill altantuya and threw it inside the dragons throat.....and kaboooooooom..one down...

i chanted a dreadful spell that i learned from prof snape....
and all of the dragons turn into human...in the form of saddam hussein,osama laden,ahmedinajad, and all the people that former presiden bush really hate...in less than a minute USA troops came on top of mount fuji and arrest those dragons (which is now had taken the form of human) and i saw presiden bush laughed like hell...

so they were sent to guantanamo bay....and i woke up with tears of joy and victorius

so the dec 2008 exam was going great and i passed the examination..

but eversince the kind obama had taken bush place as a president.....i heard rumors saying that a few prisoners had escape Guantanamo bay...i knew it was those evil devil dragons who want to seek revenge on me and continue bugging my life...we'll just wait and see because i knew they will only start to be a big pain in my ass during exam fever....


DON'T GIMME EXCUSES, GIMME RESULTS!-Madagascar movie 2005

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

hahaha...
bagus tul monster2 dlm mimpi ko tu..
anyway congrats..
best of luck ya!

Shahriza said...

tq tq cik anonymus

Muhafis said...

tanpa rase malu, ku mengakui yg tiap ari ak tnggu2 entry terbawu enko.. heheh.. layout okie.. shemart gak ah.. usyah ahh template baik skit..

Shahriza said...

heheheheeh tq en muhafiz.....ak pakai template...tp ader virus lerrr..tuh yg pakai biasa pnyer jerk

adm n palong said...

ko tu blom human lg mok..ko tu still sebuah toyota alpahrd G!picisan..paper 5 pn bleh repeat byk kali ke??hahahaha

Shahriza said...

ahahah nasib x baek jerk tuh....korg tgk aku cicirkan korg baekkkk punyerr nnt

♥♥me ~ cik sara said...

wahh! penuh semangt maw menghalau devil2 tuh..
bgus2

btw, anda tlh di tagged oleh sy~~

Shahriza said...

haittt...akan buat nanti bila dah free tq