Tuesday, March 31, 2009

My biological age is 46


My life was quite hectic this week..exam is very near n i bust my ass just to pass and suddenly i had the wake up call concerning my health..how scary to know that your organ works n functions like a 46years old punk.scary?

leave it to me to worry

Sunday, March 29, 2009

LOCAL TOILETS

I am a frequent traveller...
i would say that i travel more than thousand miles every month...
once a month, i would make a point to follow my parents back to Terengganu...where my grandma resides and every once in a while, i'll follow them to visit my bro in Penang...I really love to travel...i enjoy seeing those beautiful scenaries along the highway....i have been to many countries and though they have great scenaries as well, i believe Malaysia stand on the same level as theirs....

Not to mention, on normal holidays my family would go out of the way just for dinner or breakfast...From the capital of Negeri Sembilan, we'll arrive at Muar just to have our favorite Satay and Lodeh Muar...after finished eating, we'll go all the way back to Seremban...And by the time we arrived in Seremban....we were hungry again..Melaka for Asam Pedas,Nilai for the Nasi Kandar, and various other places....

Because i travel a lot and most of the time with my parents....therefore...i eat a lot...and from eating the fattening food it makes me wanna go to the toilet frequently...

it was a quite long introduction when what i want to talk about is Toilets in Malaysia...

Along Plus highway....i would say...all the toilets are well kept...and clean for most of the time....
Hail and Thanks to all the Indo and Bangladeshi workers who really busted their ass just to make sure we Malaysian could deliver our shits back to the ground comfortabily.

Most of the shopping complex,public toilets...and offices in Kuala Lumpur...i think that the level of cleanliness is quite okay....when i say okay means....as a malaysian i wouldnt be ashame to admit that i am a malaysian when they use our public toilets.

if it is not okay means, i rather speak japanese...or act like a tourist from Filipina if i met a foreigner in a public toilet..

The so-so toilets (dirty smelly toilets but bearable..can go if had no choise)....where can we find this in our country?

on paid highway routes:
1. Elmina Rest area in Guthrie highway...both directions and the toilets smell
2. MTD highway both direction along the way...smell too

toilets on those two highway routes...i would rather classified it as 'so-so'....the toilet is suppose to be clean...but not clean enough...probably because the lack of efforts from the workers...whom from my usual observation, would saw them lepaking on the bench while playing sms and shit-chatting with the other co worker talking about politics and condemning our government.
Usually workers in these rest areas are local people...

The Not okay toilet (even if i have to go, i'll think number of ways to stay put...including chanting some magical words and singing lullabies)

1.Muadzam Shah Rest area
2.Petronas Muadzam Shah

and yes...they employ local people to do the cleaning jobs....

the conclusion here....local people cannot be assigned to do toilet cleaning....they love easy jobs and making easy money...oh yeah forgot to mention, they love titles as well...errrr...gossip...anyone?

maybe one day...i'll open a service company based on MLM system...where the upliners will only use the toilet,and the downliners will clean the toilet after they use it...
any other non member want to use the toilet, pay 30 cent...25 cent goes to the upliners and 5 cent goes to the company and will be distributed to the top upper upper liners..
the downliners will have to search 10 people working under them so that they can now be the upliners...
and the rotation continues...

oh.... forgot to mention how the system works...apart from cleaning the toilet,
the downliners will also have and compulsorily,
force people to be their downlines and use the toilet facilities.....
force and force and another force...
even if it annoys people around you....
do anything, the very least people must do is use the damn toilet....

You know what i see if the system works?
more 3gp videos...mat rempit will make toilet as the new lepaking spot...

now tell me is the system that i want to create just now will develop our nation, or the first step to ruin my people?

But the greatest thing by far is to have a command of metaphor. This alone cannot be imparted by another; it is the mark of genius, for to make good metaphors implies an eye for resemblances. (1459a4) -Aristotle

Saturday, March 21, 2009

Sampah You Can Dance!

I went to watch the movie.....Sampah You Can Dance!!(Bukan nama sebenar)
and it turned out to be real garbage....so pathetic...

why did i watch it on the first place?
1. i thought i could see Anani(bukan nama sebenar) dance
2. they say, the film is Hong Kong Production
3. they got Indo actor...i wonder where have all the malay actor gone to...just want to know how good can he be...

so all in all i thought it was going to be a great movie
why? here are all the answers...i may not list all because too much flaws in the movie

1. Samuel R (bukan nama sebenar)l didnt play as an indonesian....he is a sarawakian speaking with indonesian accent..
In the movie, the mother had died when he was small...but i think for the love to his mum, he kept his accent... Come on, for the love of god, please....there's nothing wrong if the character is from Indonesia...the director could have make the character as a student at Malaysian Universities or colleges or even worst come to worst, a PATI also wont hurt ma.....

2. The anti Hero character....he apperaed in the movie in only 3 scenes...
1st secene: came in driving rx 8 into the workshop...asked the pomen to check
on his car and turned out to be no problem..so he said to the hero
"Theres a dance competiton, u should join, i'll beat u"
2nd scene: dance scene....crap

3. Weak stroryljne and plot..i dont have to explain more...u guys can wait and watch it on Ria next few month...


argh....i dont know how to describe how stupid this movie is...how stupid can stupid be?wait until u watch the movie and u'll know that stupid can be very stupid when stupid is stupid...i am stupid too for watching the trash and spoiled my weekend by writing it on my blog ahhahahaha

sorry mr director...i didnt mean to insult your piece and your hardwork...as a viewer who paid to watch the movie, i deserve something better...for me, the experience was like, eating at an exclusive and expensive 5 stars restaurant, but ends up getting diarhoa and suffer for the whole weekend....

and i also have to admit that my blog has turned into trash after writing about trash


Aristotle taught that the brain exists merely to cool the blood and is not involved in the process of thinking. This is true only of certain persons. -Will Cuppy,

Friday, March 20, 2009

Abang Jem and Din Beramboi is the new sensation???not!!!!!!

Why is it, nowadays morning shows on radio stations irritate me?why?

If i switch to Sinar Fm, i have to bear listening to Salih Yaakob playing sissy abang Jam...which is suppose to be funny but turns out to be annoying.

If i switch to Era Fm i have to bear listening to Din Beramboi which is worst...

I dont understand why they have to act sissy in order to attract listeners...it is really annoying..and that is why, in my humble opinion, from what i see, 10 years from now, Malaysia will lack of men, Everyone has turned out to be sissy....sissy is a new trend...

Imagine if anyone of you, have a kid or younger brother or sister listening to the show every morning, listening to abg Jem and Din Beramboi everyday, it is not possible that they unconsciously be influenced.

Pity to all the future women..finding real men would be a problem...even i, can only save three out of millions population in Malaysia.


The day after Columbine, I was interviewed... The reporter had been assigned a theory and was seeking sound bites to support it. "Wouldn't you say," she asked, "that killings like this are influenced by violent movies?" No, I said, I wouldn't say that... The reporter looked disappointed, so I offered her my theory. "Events like this," I said, "if they are influenced by anything, are influenced by news programs like your own. When an unbalanced kid walks into a school and starts shooting, it becomes a major media event. Cable news drops ordinary programming and goes around the clock with it. The story is assigned a logo and a theme song ... The message is clear to other disturbed kids around the country: If I shoot up my school, I can be famous..." ~ Roger Ebert

Monday, March 16, 2009

Tooth scaling....

It was a freezing Thursday morning...when i woke up early....not really early actually, around 9 in the morning..

as soon as i took my first step to the living room, a guy who was suffering from a really painful toothache approached me..and begged me to send him to the dentist....

The government dentist, at Bangunan Cahaya Suria situated in Pudu, a very ghetto place...I wonder, how did i ever hung around there with mates during my schooling days....

sometimes when we were kids, we tend to do stupid things without thinking further...a few years back for me, everything was about being cool, and that is why i have done many things that i regret, and picked up habits that i found so uncool now...

From Mydin's basement parking lot to Cahaya Suria, the surrounding was really frightening, unsafe and very ghetto...on 12 o clock direction, there was a bunch of Indonesians, on 9 o clock, a bunch of Mat Pits, at 3 0 clock direction, smartly dressed Bangla... luckily i spotted a few hot chicks with mini and tubes....fuhhh

so i went into the clinic along with Acap who was suffering physically and mentally....while he was busy settling with the registration and further appointments i suddenly made up my mind to do tooth scaling...well it was only rm 2 compared to private clinic who usually charges rm 60 for the same service hehehehe...

the service there was quite fast, in less than 30 minutes, it was my turn...

with big smile on my face, i went into the dentist room...here is the conversation:

Male Nurse: Nak buat aper nih?

Mok: nk buat scaling bang (senyum senyum)

Male Nurse: ooo scaling yerrrr ( evil look)

Mok: (Panic)

then came the dentist with the machine and all the stuff....scary

Mok: Kak, x sakit kan?

Dentist: Huh!!!!!! Saper kater x sakit??????

and the rest was history...it took her not less than 10 minutes to complete the process...as far as i remember, usually it took around 30 to 40 minutes....

the process was fast, painful, and i suffered....till my tears dropped....

alas, i know why people rather pay more and go to private clinics rather than government clinics...

until now, almost one week, it still hurt....how i wish i could turn back time and not being stupid...how i wish....how i wish.....if i...if i.....


Nasi sudah jadi bubur- Proverb

Friday, March 13, 2009

Golfing around....

Last Sunday....with a complete golf set...i confidently walked into the driving range along with my fellow housemates and close friends..
i walked with pride,Machoness(which i assume everyone would deny that), smartly dress like a real golfer...

with a 70 pounds sterling Kappa shoes (that i didnt buy from jalan Kapar, Klang), my smart Original Tommy Hilfiger T-Shirt,(that i grabbed from Danau Kota Bundle),a corduroy short pants along with a pair of renoma socks(F.O.S) not to mention my San Francisco Coffee House cap(grabbed from my ex-employer)...what else? fuhhhh i dressed completely like a real golfer with handicaps...like a pro....

i walked slowly,majestically,with arrogant and cocky look on my face...followed behind me was Paklong,Erie,Acap, and Che Wan...we all got the same look on our face...from far, i think people would have thought us as a group of Gangster or Along came at the driving range to collect debt from Dato Dato at that place...

and we saw Adam...our mate...who was going to teach us golf correctly...
like usual, when meeting friends and when you are in a large group, you tend to create havoc and noices....the cemetery like, quiet driving range turned into a night market just in a few second...
Adam who regularly played this sport warned us to watch our etiquette at that place...that was when the night market turned into the cemetery once again...however...among us, we did have some chit chatting going on around us...but slowly....So my first lesson fromGolfing that day was....BE SERIOUS AND STAY FOCUS ON THE GAME...

and next, it was time for me to hit the ball...huh..How hard can hitting a ball be?Just hit the ball and it will fly to lalaland...

that was what my unconscious mind said...

and so, i focus on the ball, act like a pro...set my target,lift the iron and gooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!

i swung like a mad and fast Tasmanian devil....and i looked up in the sky to see where the ball go....

i saw nothing....

magically when i looked down,

i saw that the ball was still on the ground.....
so i tried a few times and finally i hit the ball....but it went as far as 10 cm in front of me....it was embarrassing...luckily i came wit the other 4 first timers...and my embarrassment is reduced to 0 percent....

Adam who is on his way to become the next tiger woods, is a pro to be golfer...someday he will beat Tigerwoods and Vijay Singh and surely be defeated by me....hohhohohohohoh

Adam taught us the correct technique to hit the ball and some discipline in golf....And i realised that Golf is a game of discipline and full of etiquette, style and focus...Golf teaches us how to stay focus and how to handle pressure..it also taught me the meaning of patience...

When i was a kid, i remember listening to a speech given by a teacher who said...

"Golf adalah singkatan untuk Golongan Orang Lemah Fikiran...Aper yg susah sangat main golf setakat pukul bola pastu pergi kt bola...itupun bukan jalan tapi naik buggy, golf set pon ader kedi bawak"

and since then, my stigma on Golf was always negative...
and now...came to think back of those silly words came from a teacher...
i wonder now who 'golongan orang lemah fikiran' is?

Hockey is a sport for white men . Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.-Tiger Woods

Sunday, March 8, 2009

Things i dont want in me 1: bad temper

People who were close to me...almost all of them knew i have a very short temper...and i have done many stupid things due to this illness (i rather categorize it as illness)..

because of the bad temper..i often fight with people who is very dear to me....my family members (mum especially).

i really lack of patience...and i usually attack people with words...and i hurt many people because of that...i realise that and i'm sorry..

i hope to change...i seek for better life...i seek for happiness...i seek for world peace..

here i am...humble...to everyone that i ever hurt..forgive me....and i swear i will try my best to change...and please be supportive in my journey to be a better man...
For things to change, i must change first - dragonajie

Friday, March 6, 2009

The Legend Of Chun Li

Yesterday i went to watch the legend of Chun Li at Pavilion KL...

it has been quite a long time since the last time i was out for cinema..the last time i remember, it was twilight..and it was worth every penny to go out and watch..though i actually wanted to watch selamat pagi cinta at that time..

at first, we (as there were three of us) just head to pavi without any plans at all and as usual i was lost again in the middle of KL city...

at first, i wanted to watch Wendy Me, starring Owen wilson and Jen ann..i have always been a big fan for Rachel of Friends...but since i'm out with girls, i cant afford to show the other side of me....very unmacho part of me..

so we went to watch the legend of chun li...showtime 7.10 pm...

'Pavilion is a perfect place for you to watch a movie while making one of your own...'

i quote this phrase to all my friends everytime they asked me about spots in Kuala Lumpur...since most of them are from outside this metropolitan city...so they looked up at me as though i knew everything about the city...its ok...they found the right man actually...

but now i would like to take back my words...my back hurts..really bad...i dont know why it was very uncomfortable last night to sit in the movie hall...i kept adjusting my position every 10 minutes and it was damn annoying...

is it because of my body structure?
since lately i admit that i gained weight and add some more fat here and there on my already fat physical...

if that was the case, than i would ban pavilion for life and would like to sue the management for DISCRIMINATION TOWARDS FAT PEOPLE.....and if that was true...it's gonna be scary and please....i'm sure it's gonna be as hot and sensational as how the bees sued the human for using their honey without permission...(Jerry Seinfeld's Bee Movie)(karut lagi mengarut)

well overall, the legend of chun li is a bit dissapointing...it is not up to my expectations...why is that so?

1. kristin kreuk is too thin...come on, for this kind of movie, audience (men) is expecting to see something more than a flat chest..i missed Lana Lang in smallville...

2. i was frustrated that there were no other major characters from the video game in the movie..Ken, Ryu, Akuma, Honda, Toyota, Nissan, Suzuki,

3. Kristin Kreuk doesnt speak mandarin well....the production should use someone that can speak mandarin well...an asian-american who still uses the language of origins as a second language..

4. Bison supposed to be the most powerful villain in Street Fighter...but it seems that his ass got beaten very easily by a girl.....

5. Chun Li's dad supposed to be good in martial art as well ..but he was killed by bison when bison performed a lame neck twister on him...come on, i was expecting something more...i was expecting a fighting scene of Chun Li and Dad vs Bison ahahahah

6. Chun Li didnt speak mandarin with her mum?

7. Chun Li spoke mandarin to her father when she was little..but after twenty years of separation, she suddenly spoke english to her dad?maybe her dad cannot speak mandarin anymore...20 years in jail and dealing with a confused irish,thai caucassian...he got confused as well...

i would give this movie a credit for the fighting scenes...nicely choreographed...kudos...

overall...out of 5 stars, i'll give this movie, 3 stars...

one star for the fighting scene
one star for the hot police officer
one star because i was so damn happy to see someone from far..and the ticket was on her yezza

the movie loses it stars mainly because
Flat chested heroin,..and the fact that i was uncomfortable sitting in the hall..
and plus,the typical stereotype storyline.....



It doesn't matter how strong you are if none of your attacks connect! - Chun Li from orignal Street Fighter

Tuesday, March 3, 2009

500 years back

How hard it is to live in this modern world...
how hard is it to escape from money wasting hobbies?
shopping, cars, zines, books, food....er food....food again..food one more time...ok one last time to mention...food.....food....oh my god...mr tumtum is crying for food

imagine if we live here in Malaysia 500 years back...will all these be a problem??
back in hang tuah time...will there be any problem with money?Did hang tuah and siblings got any money at all?i'm not a historian, but i know one thing for sure... Melaka was the world business centre back then..but i'm not sure if they have any money at all... have anyone seen in any movies the scene where hang tuah spent some of his money to buy Batik for tun teja or puteri gunung ledang?errr have batik existed during that time???questions questions questions

500 years back, in America or anywhere else...people use their horse as a medium of transportation and whore as a medium of whatever....

i wonder, did hang tuah have his own horse?

youngsters nowadays..as for me..i really love my car and i love to give my car a fresh and majestic look from time to time by changing bodyparts, interior, cockpit and sometimes i tend to look for satisfaction by increasing and monitoring its performance...

if hang tuah was just like me...will he do those things?

if hang tuah had a horse...how would hang tuah give his horse a majestic look?handsome look?how did he make up his horse?

ermmm......maybe like this:

1.put a tanjak on its head
2.give it a bath every now and then...everytime it started to stink
3.put on a stylish saddle
4.put on make up...very fierce make up...(baru nampak garang macam keter kancil pakai sticker subaru)
5.put julap in its food...for extra performance

or maybe hang tuah did not have any horses at all...maybe he used Kancil instead... i cant see how he can take a ride on Kelisa's back

horse is dangerous at both ends and uncomfortable in the middle.-Ian Flemmini