Friday, March 6, 2009

The Legend Of Chun Li

Yesterday i went to watch the legend of Chun Li at Pavilion KL...

it has been quite a long time since the last time i was out for cinema..the last time i remember, it was twilight..and it was worth every penny to go out and watch..though i actually wanted to watch selamat pagi cinta at that time..

at first, we (as there were three of us) just head to pavi without any plans at all and as usual i was lost again in the middle of KL city...

at first, i wanted to watch Wendy Me, starring Owen wilson and Jen ann..i have always been a big fan for Rachel of Friends...but since i'm out with girls, i cant afford to show the other side of me....very unmacho part of me..

so we went to watch the legend of chun li...showtime 7.10 pm...

'Pavilion is a perfect place for you to watch a movie while making one of your own...'

i quote this phrase to all my friends everytime they asked me about spots in Kuala Lumpur...since most of them are from outside this metropolitan city...so they looked up at me as though i knew everything about the city...its ok...they found the right man actually...

but now i would like to take back my words...my back hurts..really bad...i dont know why it was very uncomfortable last night to sit in the movie hall...i kept adjusting my position every 10 minutes and it was damn annoying...

is it because of my body structure?
since lately i admit that i gained weight and add some more fat here and there on my already fat physical...

if that was the case, than i would ban pavilion for life and would like to sue the management for DISCRIMINATION TOWARDS FAT PEOPLE.....and if that was true...it's gonna be scary and please....i'm sure it's gonna be as hot and sensational as how the bees sued the human for using their honey without permission...(Jerry Seinfeld's Bee Movie)(karut lagi mengarut)

well overall, the legend of chun li is a bit dissapointing...it is not up to my expectations...why is that so?

1. kristin kreuk is too thin...come on, for this kind of movie, audience (men) is expecting to see something more than a flat chest..i missed Lana Lang in smallville...

2. i was frustrated that there were no other major characters from the video game in the movie..Ken, Ryu, Akuma, Honda, Toyota, Nissan, Suzuki,

3. Kristin Kreuk doesnt speak mandarin well....the production should use someone that can speak mandarin well...an asian-american who still uses the language of origins as a second language..

4. Bison supposed to be the most powerful villain in Street Fighter...but it seems that his ass got beaten very easily by a girl.....

5. Chun Li's dad supposed to be good in martial art as well ..but he was killed by bison when bison performed a lame neck twister on him...come on, i was expecting something more...i was expecting a fighting scene of Chun Li and Dad vs Bison ahahahah

6. Chun Li didnt speak mandarin with her mum?

7. Chun Li spoke mandarin to her father when she was little..but after twenty years of separation, she suddenly spoke english to her dad?maybe her dad cannot speak mandarin anymore...20 years in jail and dealing with a confused irish,thai caucassian...he got confused as well...

i would give this movie a credit for the fighting scenes...nicely choreographed...kudos...

overall...out of 5 stars, i'll give this movie, 3 stars...

one star for the fighting scene
one star for the hot police officer
one star because i was so damn happy to see someone from far..and the ticket was on her yezza

the movie loses it stars mainly because
Flat chested heroin,..and the fact that i was uncomfortable sitting in the hall..
and plus,the typical stereotype storyline.....



It doesn't matter how strong you are if none of your attacks connect! - Chun Li from orignal Street Fighter

4 comments:

Qisti said...

"one star because i was damn happy to see someone from far"
hahaha...u better watch what u write ;p

Shahriza said...

pahang is far...selangor is far too...even johor, melaka, perlis, kedah, kelantan blablablabla hahahaha

Kamil The Atropos said...

so they looked up at me as though i knew everything about the city...its ok...they found the right man actually...

hahaha.. taley blah la ayat ko mok!

cam sial je.

tp cam sedih la cita hg masa nk tgk wayang.

hahaha life must go on mok.

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Shahriza said...

mesti maw up mah...baru style