Sunday, March 29, 2009

LOCAL TOILETS

I am a frequent traveller...
i would say that i travel more than thousand miles every month...
once a month, i would make a point to follow my parents back to Terengganu...where my grandma resides and every once in a while, i'll follow them to visit my bro in Penang...I really love to travel...i enjoy seeing those beautiful scenaries along the highway....i have been to many countries and though they have great scenaries as well, i believe Malaysia stand on the same level as theirs....

Not to mention, on normal holidays my family would go out of the way just for dinner or breakfast...From the capital of Negeri Sembilan, we'll arrive at Muar just to have our favorite Satay and Lodeh Muar...after finished eating, we'll go all the way back to Seremban...And by the time we arrived in Seremban....we were hungry again..Melaka for Asam Pedas,Nilai for the Nasi Kandar, and various other places....

Because i travel a lot and most of the time with my parents....therefore...i eat a lot...and from eating the fattening food it makes me wanna go to the toilet frequently...

it was a quite long introduction when what i want to talk about is Toilets in Malaysia...

Along Plus highway....i would say...all the toilets are well kept...and clean for most of the time....
Hail and Thanks to all the Indo and Bangladeshi workers who really busted their ass just to make sure we Malaysian could deliver our shits back to the ground comfortabily.

Most of the shopping complex,public toilets...and offices in Kuala Lumpur...i think that the level of cleanliness is quite okay....when i say okay means....as a malaysian i wouldnt be ashame to admit that i am a malaysian when they use our public toilets.

if it is not okay means, i rather speak japanese...or act like a tourist from Filipina if i met a foreigner in a public toilet..

The so-so toilets (dirty smelly toilets but bearable..can go if had no choise)....where can we find this in our country?

on paid highway routes:
1. Elmina Rest area in Guthrie highway...both directions and the toilets smell
2. MTD highway both direction along the way...smell too

toilets on those two highway routes...i would rather classified it as 'so-so'....the toilet is suppose to be clean...but not clean enough...probably because the lack of efforts from the workers...whom from my usual observation, would saw them lepaking on the bench while playing sms and shit-chatting with the other co worker talking about politics and condemning our government.
Usually workers in these rest areas are local people...

The Not okay toilet (even if i have to go, i'll think number of ways to stay put...including chanting some magical words and singing lullabies)

1.Muadzam Shah Rest area
2.Petronas Muadzam Shah

and yes...they employ local people to do the cleaning jobs....

the conclusion here....local people cannot be assigned to do toilet cleaning....they love easy jobs and making easy money...oh yeah forgot to mention, they love titles as well...errrr...gossip...anyone?

maybe one day...i'll open a service company based on MLM system...where the upliners will only use the toilet,and the downliners will clean the toilet after they use it...
any other non member want to use the toilet, pay 30 cent...25 cent goes to the upliners and 5 cent goes to the company and will be distributed to the top upper upper liners..
the downliners will have to search 10 people working under them so that they can now be the upliners...
and the rotation continues...

oh.... forgot to mention how the system works...apart from cleaning the toilet,
the downliners will also have and compulsorily,
force people to be their downlines and use the toilet facilities.....
force and force and another force...
even if it annoys people around you....
do anything, the very least people must do is use the damn toilet....

You know what i see if the system works?
more 3gp videos...mat rempit will make toilet as the new lepaking spot...

now tell me is the system that i want to create just now will develop our nation, or the first step to ruin my people?

But the greatest thing by far is to have a command of metaphor. This alone cannot be imparted by another; it is the mark of genius, for to make good metaphors implies an eye for resemblances. (1459a4) -Aristotle

2 comments:

Qisti said...
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Qisti said...

"Nilai for the Nasi Kandar"

ahhh...simply the best nasi kandar!!