Thursday, April 30, 2009

Man Made Sickness(mms)...(Penyakit2 buatan orang)

yes!!! an orthodox malay would believe that

all the weirdness and sickness...are the outcome of MMS

and yes again
usually grudge will be the main factor, someone would use the voodoo black spell on someone else..
and yes again and again...there will always be the witchdoctor...anywhere in this world...the witchdoctor do exist...pawang,bomoh,ahli sihir and etc etc

Penyakit Buatan Orang (MMS)...the patients are usually:
1.Businessman
2.Rich Man
3.Happy Man
4.Robber*
5.beautiful girl
6.handsome man like me


*in this case...robber is not just someone who robs a house and steals...it applies to
1.a man who robs a man's wife...
2.a man who steals a man's girlfriend
3.a lady who steal a husband

my suggestion is....why dont we commercialize the use of this skills?
yeah...use it on criminals....just like what Raito did with his death note...

however..there are MMS that bring happiness as the outcome....and i bet everybody would love to be infected...

1.pregnant...
2.fall in love*
3.friendship

*with new hobby, routine, works, etc etc etc....it is not always about relationship between two person,man and lady...it should always be between us and the higher being...

yeah...i write crappy post nowadays...and that is also the outcome of the MAN MADE SICKNESS...
pretty bad...i'm infected...

damn you ACCA



We all try hard to live our lives in harmony
For fear of falling swiftly overboard
But life is both a major and minor key
Just open up the chord- Side, Travis

Saturday, April 25, 2009

CREATIVE WRITING: A letter to Katy P....

Dear Katy P...

it has been so long
since the last time i heard from you
although it was just a few hours ago
that i thought i listened to your voice

maybe it's just my dream...

do you know that i was so lost without you?
you left your fingerprint in my heart
and you go
gone with the wind

i was hurt
it wasn't a self inflicted wound!!!
why would i do such a lame act?
and yet i survived
and i'm still breathing

all my life
i've always been one of the boys
who would be there for you
entertain you
listen to you
laugh with you
even calm you down

and i know
i'm a puppet
who dont deserve to be with a mannequin


maybe i was wrong
i did not use your love properly
i did not love you enough
that i ended, hooked up with some other girls
i know that you cant accept me after what i've done to you
that was terrible

but babe
if you can afford me still
afford to love me the same.
afford to forgive me
i'll accept a million years worth of punishment

i hope
really hope
you'll remember me
everytime you wake up in Vegas

babe
i kissed a girl and i liked it
and the girl is?
you

girl
you are so gay
you love kissing your girl friends at the award shows more than kissing your boy
and you love kissing your girl fans most

and you have the heart to say
i have been very cold to you
when all you tried to do is stay hot?

and yes,
hot and cold drinks arent my drinks
i prefer warm

owh babe...you are so stupid
how could you be thinking of me when you are with someone else now?
yes...i've been thinking of you

regards,
Mok

(based on song titles in one of the boys)

Friday, April 24, 2009

Messenger Conversation

on a text conversation

mok: hey...it's been a long time...pa kabar kau?

girl: great!

mok: baper lamer lagik blaja,,,,when are you coming home?i'm dying to see you!

girl: wahh suddenly you miss me?why?kt kuala lumpur dh x der pompuan ker?

mok: i dont know...i just want to see you

girl: you want to see me?how lovely...

mok: yeah...i'll die just to see your beautiful face...

girl: still flirt dgn i lagik... sudah sudah la tuh...its over beb...

mok: yeah...those were the days...still chantek?

girl: i ader web cam...nk tgk?

mok: ok, later i tgk......gtg...bye

It's the thought that matters-anon

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Fight!!!

At Pasar Malam...(Manglish ok)

Mok: Bang, nk rangka tuh

Man1: sorry...MINE!!! (acting like Sarip Dol..a low class gangsta)

Mok: ergh...excuse me?

Man1: yeah...mine...i want to eat..i'm hungry

Mok: what the hell

Man1: so?

Mok: its ok if you're that damn hungry..go on...i'll walk away

Man1:THANKS DUDE..you wont fight for it?

Mok: i'll fight my own way...i'm too much of a gentleman to physically compete with you

Man1: yeah dude...

Mok: but bear the risk of it being stolen ok!!!

Man1: what the f***!!!

Mok: and i dont care if you want to kill me after that!!! :)


It really don't matter if I lose this fight. It really don't matter if this guy opens my head, either. 'Cause all I wanna do is go the distance-Rocky

Thursday, April 16, 2009

Meet Kamarulzaman and Rokiah!!!!


When you know someone by the name of kamarulzaman...what will you imagine him like?
and when you know someone by the name of Rokiah...what will come across into your mind?
a regular name?a typically orthodox malay name?

hehekheh here is something special

these two people are from the mainland China
On the left is Rokiah and on the right is Kamarulzaman
Here is another interesting fact...they both speak good Bahasa Melayu. And they use the Melayu name while staying in Malaysia..interesting aite?


Now i know many people in the mainland can speak our language and i am very proud with the fact....
they both have been here for 3 months and going back home next month..
Both are exchange student from UM..

my parents took them to Ulu Bendul and Jeram toi today...heheh so i went along..
until just now, i found that Malaysia is really a beautiful country with amazing delicacies..
i know all this while my country is very unique and beautiful...but just now...i realized how foreigners appreciate every single little things in our country...but we seriously have t stop littering....IT'S CIVIC MALAYSIAN..SHAME ON YOU GUYS!!!!!

the food that i found very usual turns out to be very special to them...char koey tiaw and kuih muih...

they were happy to learn the fact that we have visited their country and i have fell head over heel to Women from Xinjiang Province...
and Kamarulzaman was happy to learn the fact that i enjoy Peking duck just as how much he enjoys Cha Koey Tiaw.

and yeah..i will learn mandarin...later....

Bahasa Jiwa Bangsa - Kamarulzaman and Rokiah

Oh My God..I've been tagged2

1.What have you been doing recently?
^Studying F7 and F6
2.Do you ever turn your cell phone off?
^ Out of battery
3.What happened at 10am today?
^ I was lidtening to Side by Travis
4.When did you last cry?
^ I cant recall
5.Believe in fate/destiny?
^ i believe in karma...so destiny counts
6.What do you want in your life now?
^ money
7.Do you carry an umbrella when it rains or just put up your hood?
^ put up my hood
8.What’s your favourite thing to do on the bed?
^ reading....listening to fantastic music
9.What bottoms are you wearing now?
^ jeans
10.What’s the nicest things in your inbox?
^ some motivatinal e mails sent by mum
11.Do you tend to make the relationship complicated?
^ nope...i'm very straight
12.Are you wearing anything borrowed from anyone?
^ nope
13.What was the last movie you caught?
^ Tragedi Oktober heheheheh
14.What are you proud of?
^proud to have almost everything in life
15.What does the oldest text msg in your inbox say?
^ Beb!!
16.What was the last song you sang out loud?
^Side-Travis
17.Do you have any nicknames?
^ Mok
18.What does the newest text say and from who?
^ Ko tgk bola x Mok? from Amar
19.What time did you go to bed last night?
^ Jam 2.30 am
20.Are you currently happy?
^ i dont know...
21.Who gives you the best advise?
^ My big brother...bob...if its friends then accap,paklong,erie..
22.Do you eat whipped cream straight from the can?
^ nope
23.Who did you talk on the phone last night?
^ nobody
24.Is something bugging you now?
^ yes there is
25.Who was the last person to make you laugh?
^ Anas Tahir...KOQ!!!!!!!!

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Time To Get Serious

The judgment day is coming.....
The day all the gladiators fight to survive
or die with pride

Mok the warrior..or known better as Mok the great..
is struggling to fight with himself...the darkness in him...
the darkness that is controlled by his alter ego..is conquering every space in his heart right now..
slowly...he is going into the dark side....where he will become Mok Vader....apprentice of Anakin Skywalker...

if he cant deal with the darkness...he is going to lose the battle...
what will he do?

But the darker side is fun...ladies, movies, music and all heaven...an easy life which will lead to humiliation later.....
ah screw the humiliation...the alter ego in Mok scream...it is just a battle

But...our warrior has a mind of his own
how about the fate of the earth people?
what if he lose the battle...
and there will be no one to defense his planet...

bad consequences if he lose the battle

not just people around him...but everybody
who has high hopes on him...

how is he ever going to win over the most beautiful woman on earth...
Princess Night...who is prettier than Amidala and sexier than Angelina Jolie
And without her, how is he going to get a baby sexier than Suri or Kingston...as a matter of fact, Shiloh

with the new spirit, suddenly our warrior wake up from his dream....he screams his lung out...
and the evil, along with the darkness in him disappear.

Quickly he jump and grab his light sabre ...and practice his moves.....spell....fire ball..kamehameha...abugid and everything under the sun....

if he lose the battle...or die during the fight...he will die smiling


My pride fell with my fortunes.-William Shakespeare

Laughter is the best medicine

A lawyer and a blonde woman are sitting next to each other on a long flight.
The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game
The blonde is tired and just wants to take a nap, so she politely declines and tries to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists, that the game is a lot of fun.
I ask you a question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5;
You ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.'
This catches the blonde's attention; and, to keep him quiet, she agrees to play the game.
The lawyer asks the first question.
What's the distance from the earth to the moon?'
The blonde doesn't say a word, reaches in to her purse, pulls out a five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer
Now, it's the blonde's turn. She asks the lawyer, 'What goes up a hill with three legs, and comes down with four?'
The lawyer uses his laptop, searches all references.
He uses the airphone; he searches the Net and even the Library of Congress.
He sends e-mails to all the smart friends he knows, all to no avail.
After one hour of searching he finally gives up.
He wakes up the blonde and hands her
$500.
The blonde takes the $500 and goes back to sleep.
The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer.
He wakes her up and asks, 'Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four?' The blonde reaches into her purse, hands the lawyer $5 and goes back to sleep!!!


laughter is the best medicine -anonymus


Sejati

basically....liverpool didnt lose to chelsea....its rafa who lost the game to guus....gwa dedicate lagu sejati untuk fan liverpool yg sejati.....no matter what, walk on liverpool!!!!


TINGGAL KENANGAN...GAGAL SEGALA IMPIAN...TINGGAL BERTAHAN ERTI SEJATI.............

WALK ON WALK ON WALK ON...

I'M DIZZY....I NEED TO GET SOME SLEEP


It's not about winning or losing...it's how you play the game- Shonda Rhymes



Tuesday, April 14, 2009

A quick response

A few quick response
from the poem i wrote yesterday

I'm not going to rewrite what they comment on the comment box...
here are from the from the sms

sms 1
fan1: u r just awesome...mind if i use it for my girl
mok: suko ati ko la labu....royalti bagi sikit...len kali letak komen dlm komen box!!!!

sms2
fan: ko igt saper maser tulis nih
mok: none of your biz man!
fan: u must imagine someone...kalo x aner dpt south china see la aper ke jubal la
mok: ok then its my mum...puas?

sms3
fangirl:i'm glad if its for me
mok:hell cant u read? its for all the women across malaysia
fangirl: yer lah mesti untuk someone special
mok:no...its just something that came between conscious and unconscious
fangirl:ooooo..am i not special
mok: u r just a bloody good friend

other response are just normal response like...
"You are very unpredictable", "splendid",

how can i write such a crappy piece and people seems to like it...
maybe i'll ask new york times to publish it later...will i be on the same level of Will Cuppy then?
:)

so i sent this sms to whoever she is
err the sms was not exactly like this...altered here and there..to make it short

mok: weh bukak blog aku...aku tulis ntok ko...cair x?

whoeversheis: cair kejap, pastuh masuk dlm peti ais balik

mok:from now on namer ko dlm hp aku minah peti ais

No matter how cynical you become, it's never enough to keep up.-James Wagner

Monday, April 13, 2009

LOVE MANiFESTO

To those very dear to me...
regardless of who and where you are....

LOVE MANiFESTO
i may not pluck the stars for you
as they are too high above and i'm afraid of heights
but i promise i'll be your star forever

i may not run across the world for you
I might collapse after a few kilometres
but i promise i'll never run from you

i may not swim across the south china sea for you
i would die drowning
but i'll die happy, drowning in your love

i may not paint you like da vinci
i never paint anything in my life
but you are the monalisa in me

written by: Shahriza (a living legend and will soon be entitled with Datokship)

a tribute to whoever she is...
and to all the ladies across Malaysia

i swear i puke after reading this.....
heheheheheheheh


Great authors should be read, and not met -Will Cuppy

what i've been listening to

currently listening to

1. red peanut feat nadia -aku dia dan kamu(wondering why it's not aired on hot or era yet?)
2.the fabulous cats - slot akasia
3.bryn christopher - the quest(really is a life changing song)

"Information is not knowledge. Knowledge is not wisdom. Wisdom is not truth. Truth is not beauty. Beauty is not love. Love is not music. Music is THE BEST..." -Frank Zappa

Sunday, April 12, 2009

ATTENTION!!!!!!!

anybody wants to get me a present?
for a break up or make up anniversary perhaps?

or anybody who just want to be dear to me?
and be considered as special?
those whom i rejected a few times?

maybe i would change my mind if u get me these few titles

1. THE KITE RUNNER - KHALID KHOSEINI
2. MIDNIGHT'S CHILDREN - SALMAN RUSHDIE
3. COOL GARDENS - SERJ TANKIAN <---THIS BOOK IS NOT AVAILABLE IN MALAYSIA

and there are a few other titles that are found very controversial but still i would like to have it... but that;s not the issue here

the first two titles above are what i've been craving for months

i saw it at a local bookstore just now....
but i dare not buy it
cause exam matters more than anything else for the time being!!!!
what you read, reflects who you are -Shahriza

Saturday, April 11, 2009

A man called hero

Once upon a time...far far away..in a galaxy never ever after eternal...there lived a wise man, a warrior...a very brave and ultimately handsome with charming personality carrying the title Great Mok...a title only be given to someone with extraordinary effort to eat and sleep all day long...

He was raised unlike any other warrior....he was trained to fight every enemy that come and accept any challenge...and he usually did win....

when he was 12, he fought his first battle, alone, he dueled with five dragons from the other side of the galaxy which each one of them had the thickest skin men could ever imagine...claws sharper than wolverine's adamantium....however, the young man survived...later he was sent away from home to sharpen his skill and seek for greater power and become wiser....

again, when he was 15, he fought his war...this time with 8 wizards with the strength of voldermolt....he killed all 7 but left one injured...he ran as far away as he could...healed and promised not to fall again..

2 years later while he was seeking wisdom,deep in a jungle of Tanjung Piai,came 10 indigenous man...asli man....original man...kuala man....chanting dreadful spell towards him...with wisdom, great knowledge and mystically magical power...he was saved from the uncivilized predator...with his light sabre...and Jedi power, he killed 7 of the people...while another 3 had successfully escaped with bruises and injury no man can heal.

and our warrior continued his journey to the rock jungle...where he was trying to seek more knowledge,skills,and the greatest wisdom where he can stand on the same level with Merlin,dumbledore and the white hair guy on lord of the ring...forgot the character ahahhahaha

while on his journey..he failed number of times...but he still faced death and accept challenges with guts....even he lost in battles...that sometimes he can barely breath or he can barely keep going...he bared all the injuries...injury men could never imagine.....and after years of trying...he finally survived and won the battle....and continue his journey as he seeks for the greatest wisdom

now...he is on his way to create history....he trained like a mad man...like there's no tomorrow..the battle date has been set...he is going to face two enemies..a giant devilish dragon from the outer side of the galaxy....a living hell..and a Nine tail demon fox..the same species as in Naruto...

He knew...chances of winning are very slim though his tummy is a total opposite....he is the hero...he is the warrior....he will fight till the end...though lady luck will not shine...or the future will be not as bright...he will face the challenge like a real man...he practice with his light sabre every single day...his magic and fireball...

the most important thing is...he is fighting himself everyday....

Seize the day or die regretting the time lost- M.Shadows

Thursday, April 9, 2009

Brain and Heart

men is god's greatest invention...we have our brain to be used wisely and we have feelings too.
with the combination of this two, it makes men a great creature...a leader...

lacking in this two factors will result imbalance...and insanity..

to make my point clear..examples of brain without heart:

1.a doctor who litters
2.an accountant who commits fraud
3.a businessman who cheats

examples of heart without brain:

1.riot
2.gang fight
3.murder

i believe the outcome of heart without brain is physically damaging....whilst the outcome of brain without heart will distort human nature, civic, beliefs and the most important thing is, morality..

at the end of the day, brain without heart will cause greater damage...

a world scenario....

put it this way....an analogy...

brain without heart
Shah is appointed as the leader of a small company....with 50 employees under him...Shah is no doubt a very brilliant person...however...he is a jerk at heart...just like Dr House...
He discriminate his employees...and force them to work like a donkey...he didnt believe in Mc Gregor therory Y or even Ouchi Theory Z...he never treat them as an equal...at the end of the day, everyone hates him...but the company business was doing extraordinarily great.

heart without brain
People working under Shah was under a lot of pressure..they have to stay at the office late every night...workers with family will have to bear questions from their wife..lost all the time for their family and sex...the singles missed all the party and hangout thingy..football is a no now and liverpool is only by the jersey they are wearing when they go to sleep.These people want their life back...so they rebel...they perform riot, screaming here and there, jumping like a bunch of monkeys, commit vandalism, kidnap Mr Shah and ask for ransom and stupid thingy like that...and the least they did was gossiping and throw foul accusation..

try applying the above analogy into our life....

our student life...
working life...
current political issues...
world issues...
our own life....


i believe i was once a person without brain and that is why i prefer to use my boots everytime trouble calls...
and now, i think i'm a person without heart...because i use my brain more...i rely on logic to solve problems..

that is why there is a greater being than us...so that we can find balance in life and answers to all questions


I shall ask for brains instead of a heart; for a fool would not know what to do with a heart if he had one
I shall take the heart,for brains do not make one happy, and happiness is the best thing in the world -L. Frank Baum,- The Wizard of Oz