Friday, April 30, 2010

tips on how a total loser/jackass on an outing with a girl you like which is not a date,but just a friend helping out another friend..

1. on the way to pick her up, never fail to complain how heavy the rain is and how badly you stuck in the traffic jam. Make her feel bad and have a slice of cheese cake for you to eat.

2. if she lives in an apartment, stop in front of the guard instead of entering..and call her to walk out.

3. when she introduced a friend, make a plain reaction and say hye!

4. drive like a maniac.

5. stuck in the traffic jam and let her talk but give no response but 'ooooo. ' 'why ah? ' 'hahahahaha'

6. listen to bad music you like. Justin Bieber is a must if the song is in your playlist. And that might give her second thought about you.

7. silent throughout the journey to destinaton is a must.

8. if you have a choice of cds then let her browse through and make sure she finds your backstreet boys cd.

9. eat using chop stick and make slrrr slrrr noise when you try to suck the mee from the bowl

10. when parking your car..make sure you lose your chip coin and make sure she pays for the fine though you insist on paying. (you have turn into a real loser by this time)

11. when she encounter the most terrifying creature on the entire planet which is cockroach and is screaming her lungs out, make sure you look at her and smile with blurry face, giving expression..'what the hell is wrong with this woman.'

12. speak rotten english and bahasa kampung when she speaks with amazingly fluent english

when your heart speaks, take good notes -Judith Campbell

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