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Kalau gwa ada banyak tangan, boleh buat 10 comp satu ari. Tapi gwa tetap ada satu otak. Tapi otak manusia kan power, tak macam otak sotong. - Mok Gwa dibuat daripada kain. Gwa sejuk. Semalam gwa jalan dgn Heidi Klum dekat Victoria Secret runaway. Adik beradik gwa bersepah. Tak pupus pupus. Gwa bukan perv. Gwa menjalankan tugas - Gwa sehelai sotong Mak tak mintak jadi macam ni nyah. - Seorang sotong I am, whatever you say I am - Slim Shady, What I am

The toxicity of a city...of a city...... Psycho groupie, cocaine crazy makes you high makes you high..... Pull the tapeworm out of your ass........ *********** Somewhere in the rural side of Malaysia...a group of kids were yelling and screaming to the rhytm of the Armenian American Band, SOAD. It was during prep class where everybody were supposed to study for their exams. With walkmans, earphones, hairstyles and 'selipar jepun', they gather around a table and became an eyesore to those who wanted to study. One kid was pretending to hold a drum stick and smack the drum set, while the other two had their hand in the position of holding and playing the guitar. Serj Tankian and Darron Malakian wannabe. The others, they watched and sing along. Those were the days they rebel and care less about the rules and regulations. Rules are meant to be broken. "We are chanting and singing for world peace" argued one of those kids when people started to terrorized the group with word...

"Naan sini la paling sedap" aku bercakap sambil mulut penuh. Aku peduli apa. Bukan dekat depan aku ada Ana Rafali pun. Kalau ada pun, aku tak kisah pun sebab aku tak minat Ana Rafali, Si Botak Jim yang minat. "Dia buat Naan dengan penuh kemas. Tengok cara dia buat Naan ni, pro!!! Kau tengok cara dia potong,ketelitian dia! " Budak Perut Biru memberi justifikasi. Pemerhatian Budak Perut Biru memang hebat dan harus diakui selalunya betul. Daripada seorang akauntan, aku rasa Budak Perut Biru lagi sesuai jadi pundit bola sepak. Ulasan dia seratus kali lagi bagus daripada mamat lahir di Liverpool. Tapi sayang dia dah lama tak update blog. Malas la tu, ataupun kecewa dengan kegagalan team sendiri? Yang biru, merah, belang merah,putih, hitam, semuanya macam mengundang kecewa. Tapi aku tahu, dia tak akan berjalan seorang. "Aku rasa dia ada qualification..Kashmir Association of Naan Specialist (KANS). Mesti lama dia belajar nak buat roti ni" aku cuba buat lawak sela...

Aku bangun dari katil. Pusing badan kiri kanan, kanan kiri sampai keluar bunyi krekk krekk krekk...stim siot. Terus aku sarung keramat, pakai spender dan keluar rumah. Sampai dekat mapley, aku jalan mendada. Mata mata galak pandang aku. Aku rasa macam artis. Aku duduk...seminit tengok skrin...2 minit.....39 minit.....45 minit........sejam setengah........dua jam..... Aku bangun tapi semua orang pandang aku lagi. Suara sumbang buat bising belakang kepala aku.."bang, pakai baju blackpool lepas nih" aku balik bukak seluar dan tido pakai baju keramat sambil senyum.

Nama saya Iwan.Umur saya 8 tahun. Saya suka menulis karangan. Saya nak jadi Perdana Menteri. Saya juga nak jadi sasterawan negara. Boleh? Iwan tanya mama, boleh tak sasterawan jadi Perdana Menteri, mama cakap, can..PM also write books, see Dr Mahathir. Saya gembira. =) Iwan dapat markah 88 dalam ujian karangan Bahasa Melayu, saya juga dapat 98 untuk Bahasa Inggeris. Baguslah, bila dah besar nanti bukan saya nak pakai pun Bahasa Melayu tu. Tak cool. Wong Fei Hung mana reti cakap melayu. Rajinikan pun tak cakap melayu. Mereka cakap bahasa mereka sendiri dan bahasa Inggeris. Ah so sebelah rumah yang dah tua pun cakap melayu macam anak Pak Lang merangkak rangkak. Lagi pandai cakap Inggeris. Bahasa kan jiwa bangsa. Iwan suka makan roti canai dekat kedai mamak walaupun kotor sebab sedap. Iwan juga suka makan mc dondo sebab sedap. Tapi kawan kawan cakap, tak boleh makan mc dondo lagi dah, sebab orang yahudi punya. Kita tak boleh makan nanti berdosa. Kedai cina pun tak boleh makan sebab tak da...

Bruno Mars and Travie McCoy had really touched my heart with their new single. Just a few hours back, before i was introduced to the song, i had a conversation with a friend about fortune, wealth, money and everything that rhymes. So she said, "our name will someday be listed in the forbes magazine." of course, but i'll be on top of you "and you always wanna be on top of me" and so the reply made me sigh. she has never been innocent type of person but, i guess this is one exception that left her blur and wondering what had she done to make me laugh. I am not guilty, I am innocent. - Saddam Hussein