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I saw him last week. Struggling to complete his rounds on the running machine. So i came over and bother him with questions. Like usual..the question is about ladies!!! Because the conversation was short and brief, and moreover i was still panting for air as i had just finished my 5 km run, i couldnt recall exactly what he said. But i did remember some advise he delivered to me:- *When choosing a wife... 2 things must be considered: 1. Not too educated. 2. Not too fit. With this, you may gain control. *Women look for 3 C's 1.Cash 2.Condos 3.Cars They dont want Proton, they want Merc. *When looking, dont look for a life partner! Look for a wife. Do you know the difference between life partner and wife? Life partnership may dissolve under partnership act. Once you are sick or insane, the partnership will dissolve. But wife, she will take good care of you even when you're sick. She will even cebok you when you are not able. That was the most brilliant thing i ever heard that day!...

I am panting and i was struggling to breath, As though the infinite amount of Oxygen in the air were not sufficient for me. My eyes were all blurry. My wet t-shirt add on another few kilos on my body. With a glass of water, i walked around the circle. I took a deep breath and i let go. Each time, i felt a little bit better. "My friend, you look fit. I see your changes" said the old man with spare tyre. smiling, my reply was simple "i havent lose any weight for 3 months ++..Plateu and i dont give a damn". It was Late September. 7 Months after my jogging routine and 3 Months after i started working. Frankly, working life will screw your diet and lifestyle. Trust me. "My friend, have you try any of the girls here?" the old man asked. By this point of conversation i cannot help but laugh. I am not Barney Stinson who will go and approach girls with somekind of an interesting story and do whatever it takes to score whole in one. I wish I am. "Chee Sin, you ...

"Kiddo, get married yo, have a girlfriend" the old man told me "they are pain in the ass, in fact i was thinking to be like you, uncle" my solid and confident responce which made him giggle. I wonder why. "if you turned out to be like me, you wont feel complete. There is always some space to fill in," and he paused. "it is a good feeling to go home, to have reason to go home, to have someone to keep you company,and to know that you are complete," he smiled while shooting bullets through my brain. "yeah, they are a pain in the ass, they play hard to get, annoying, but you know what, young man, they are not perfect, and their imperfection will complete you, isnt that right?" smoothly and fluently the advice came out, and it was like he is somekind of a preacher or something. I couldnt come up with any other points to deny what he said, as it is very true, and i have to embrace the fact that i lost the debate. We laughed and continue our r...