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clouds and lightning thunder striking the sky was blue It is now black. a boy in the rain dancing with his t-shirt wet a lady yelling and the boy is gone

Kenyang Aku melantak. Breakfast, 2 weddings, 2 Teas..gila Letih Aku drive all the way, to Sg Besar, patah balik ke Taman Tun, Kelana Jaya, Seremban balik Insaf Dengar cerita orang balik Mekah. Insaf. Cuak Aku terfikit balik, though I may sound ridiculous, but who knows what would wait for me if I ever visit the Holy City. Terharu Makcik aku cakap, dia lambai dekat Kaabah sambil panggil nama aku. In other words, she prayed for me to visit The Holy City. Rasa terharu gila. Denial Aku cakap dekat makcik aku, aku belum sampai Paris lagi. Sedar All the way balik ke Seremban aku fikir and recall segala dosa salah dan silap. Memang hina. Sehina hina Manusia. Aku sedar. Lupa Ya, Melayu mudah lupa. Aku harap aku ingat.

I am panting and i was struggling to breath, As though the infinite amount of Oxygen in the air were not sufficient for me. My eyes were all blurry. My wet t-shirt add on another few kilos on my body. With a glass of water, i walked around the circle. I took a deep breath and i let go. Each time, i felt a little bit better. "My friend, you look fit. I see your changes" said the old man with spare tyre. smiling, my reply was simple "i havent lose any weight for 3 months ++..Plateu and i dont give a damn". It was Late September. 7 Months after my jogging routine and 3 Months after i started working. Frankly, working life will screw your diet and lifestyle. Trust me. "My friend, have you try any of the girls here?" the old man asked. By this point of conversation i cannot help but laugh. I am not Barney Stinson who will go and approach girls with somekind of an interesting story and do whatever it takes to score whole in one. I wish I am. "Chee Sin, you ...

Balada seekor cicak.... aku seekor cicak. Betul, aku seekor cicak kubing yang kurus kering.Aku berhabitat di pasar seksyen 6 Shah Alam. Pada satu malam yang hening dan dingin, datang sebuah kereta yang paling lucah pernah aku tengok. Nombor plat yang mempunyai maksud tersembunyi. 8008. Tuan punya kereta keluar setelah dia mem-parking kereta dengan maha senget. Betul, dia memang kacak. Dengan kuasa seekor cicak kubing, aku memanjat, ke atas kereta. Mencari apa yang boleh dicari.Mungkin aku boleh membawa pulang punca rezeki untuk ibu dan anak di rumah. Lepas ni,boleh la aku geybang dengan kak tikus yang aku pernah naik kereta. Kesian kak tikus, masih lagi trauma, husband dia dah kena makan dengan kucing dekat pasar.Mengadu dengan aku masa aku terserempak dengan dia dekat bawah meja makan kedai Tomyam seksyen 6. Ala aku tahu sangat perangai azab laki dia tuh. Pergi pasar tuh sebab nk jumpa Kak Cencorot hitam. Dia orang memang dah lama ada affair. Aku diam kan aja.Ada sekali tu, aku nampak...

Nama saya Iwan.Umur saya 8 tahun. Saya suka menulis karangan. Saya nak jadi Perdana Menteri. Saya juga nak jadi sasterawan negara. Boleh? Iwan tanya mama, boleh tak sasterawan jadi Perdana Menteri, mama cakap, can..PM also write books, see Dr Mahathir. Saya gembira. =) Iwan dapat markah 88 dalam ujian karangan Bahasa Melayu, saya juga dapat 98 untuk Bahasa Inggeris. Baguslah, bila dah besar nanti bukan saya nak pakai pun Bahasa Melayu tu. Tak cool. Wong Fei Hung mana reti cakap melayu. Rajinikan pun tak cakap melayu. Mereka cakap bahasa mereka sendiri dan bahasa Inggeris. Ah so sebelah rumah yang dah tua pun cakap melayu macam anak Pak Lang merangkak rangkak. Lagi pandai cakap Inggeris. Bahasa kan jiwa bangsa. Iwan suka makan roti canai dekat kedai mamak walaupun kotor sebab sedap. Iwan juga suka makan mc dondo sebab sedap. Tapi kawan kawan cakap, tak boleh makan mc dondo lagi dah, sebab orang yahudi punya. Kita tak boleh makan nanti berdosa. Kedai cina pun tak boleh makan sebab tak da...

Bruno Mars and Travie McCoy had really touched my heart with their new single. Just a few hours back, before i was introduced to the song, i had a conversation with a friend about fortune, wealth, money and everything that rhymes. So she said, "our name will someday be listed in the forbes magazine." of course, but i'll be on top of you "and you always wanna be on top of me" and so the reply made me sigh. she has never been innocent type of person but, i guess this is one exception that left her blur and wondering what had she done to make me laugh. I am not guilty, I am innocent. - Saddam Hussein

i usually buy my soya drink from a chinese lady in Masjid Jamek, which will cost me around rm 1.60 and there are choices of normal sweet, super sweet and less sweet. today is unusual. instead of grabbing my drink from the ah so, i spontaneously went to a nearby van which sell practically the same drink. The van was a new sight to me. so I thought, since this fella had just starting up his business, why not help?. Afterall, i was once, in his shoes. i know how hard it is to earn the easy money on the first few days. i grabbed a bottle and gave rm 5 and he gave me back rm 3 balance.... ~ ~ ~ deep inside.....i cursed!!! Every blessing ignored becomes a curse. -Paulo Coelho