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Recently....recently.......i have been busy thank god!!!

clouds and lightning thunder striking the sky was blue It is now black. a boy in the rain dancing with his t-shirt wet a lady yelling and the boy is gone

I saw him last week. Struggling to complete his rounds on the running machine. So i came over and bother him with questions. Like usual..the question is about ladies!!! Because the conversation was short and brief, and moreover i was still panting for air as i had just finished my 5 km run, i couldnt recall exactly what he said. But i did remember some advise he delivered to me:- *When choosing a wife... 2 things must be considered: 1. Not too educated. 2. Not too fit. With this, you may gain control. *Women look for 3 C's 1.Cash 2.Condos 3.Cars They dont want Proton, they want Merc. *When looking, dont look for a life partner! Look for a wife. Do you know the difference between life partner and wife? Life partnership may dissolve under partnership act. Once you are sick or insane, the partnership will dissolve. But wife, she will take good care of you even when you're sick. She will even cebok you when you are not able. That was the most brilliant thing i ever heard that day!...

Ok..this is crazy. I bought a ticket to padang. Alone. My first attempt on solo backpacking! Wish me luck guys!!!

She's taken!!! If only i knew her earlier!!! ............................................. Money and women. The reasons for most mistakes in life. Looks like you've mixed up both.- Slumdog Millionaire, 2008 (Movie)

"Mirul, awek ko form berapa? Form two ker form one" Aku toleh, aku pandang sekeliling ciptaan manusia dengan ilham daripada tuhan. Jauh mata aku melilau. Orang melayu selalu cakap, pandang sampai hujung mata. Di bawah pancaran matahari, minda aku terbang ke dimensi lain. Di tengah ribuan warga kelas pekerja, dan budak sekolah, kecil, besar, tua dan muda. Aku hairan. Yang paling penting nama aku bukan Mirul. Amirul pun bukan. Fairul lagilah bukan. Nama Mirul tak ada sangkut paut dengan nama aku. Dan bila masa pula aku menjalinkan hubungan dengan budak form 1 mahupun form 2? Hatta sekiranya aku ada hubungan dengan budak form 5 sekalipun, nyata hubungan itu hubungan terlarang dan hukuman sebat bakal menghantui hidupku. Tak cukup dengan itu, orang sekeliling boleh menganggap aku pedrofile. Si gila seks, suka kanak kanak. Argh, apa akan terjadi pada orang tua aku, apa akan terjadi pada kenalan kenalan ku...tidak, tidak, tidakkkkkkkkkk!!!!Dan guruh sabung menyabung, tanpa hujan dan...

Kenyang Aku melantak. Breakfast, 2 weddings, 2 Teas..gila Letih Aku drive all the way, to Sg Besar, patah balik ke Taman Tun, Kelana Jaya, Seremban balik Insaf Dengar cerita orang balik Mekah. Insaf. Cuak Aku terfikit balik, though I may sound ridiculous, but who knows what would wait for me if I ever visit the Holy City. Terharu Makcik aku cakap, dia lambai dekat Kaabah sambil panggil nama aku. In other words, she prayed for me to visit The Holy City. Rasa terharu gila. Denial Aku cakap dekat makcik aku, aku belum sampai Paris lagi. Sedar All the way balik ke Seremban aku fikir and recall segala dosa salah dan silap. Memang hina. Sehina hina Manusia. Aku sedar. Lupa Ya, Melayu mudah lupa. Aku harap aku ingat.